MY READERS, WHILE THE BEAR WAS FALLING ON THE FOOLISH MAN WHO KILLED IT WHILE KNOWING HE WAS JUST AS UNINTELLIGENT IN PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS AS ME AS I HAPPEN TO NEED NASA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES TO READ MY MIND SO “THE WORDS” CAN BE WRITTEN DOWN. ANYWAYS MY READERS, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED WHILE THE BEAR WAS FALLING DOWN HORIZONTALLY ON THE HUNTER WHO KILLED IT… OF COURSE NOT, HE’S NOT STUPID… IS HE DEAD YET…!? WHILE THAT WAS HAPPENING YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE MY LUCK WHEN NASA READ MY MIND AND I FOUND OUT THAT THE TWO HEADED COPPERHEAD SNAKE HAS A REFLECTION LINE… IT IS A DISCOVERY THAT IS JARRING… THAT IS IT WILL MAKE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH, LEAVE IT AJAR… AND SCREAM IT OUT LIKE YOU JUST DON’T CARE… OOPS SORRY MY READERS… A NOT SO QUIET OMISSION… I HAD TO WAIT FOR NASA TO READ MY MIND SO I CAN KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED, YOUR MOUTH WILL GO AJAR IN A QUIET PLACE AFTER YOU FIRST FIGURE OUT… SCIENTIFICALLY OF COURSE, WHERE THE MIRROR IS… USE THE. SNAKE’S PICTURE TO FIGURE ALL THESE OUT MY SMART READERS… :
