TOYSYDEADRUS AND OTHER STORIES…TAH…

OH TOYSDEADRUS WITH THE SCIENTIFIC NAME “TITANOSAUR ARGENTINOSAURUS HUINCULENSIS (TAH {AND YOU MAY ASSOCIATE IT WITH TOTAL ABDOMINAL HYSTEROCTOMY{NASA ASTRONAUT DISEASE(PLANET 19)})” OTHERWISE FORMALLY KNOWN AS TOYSRUS, EITHER WHICH WAY YOU’RE GOING, JUST DIE ALREADY…MY READERS, SO UNTENABLE, IMPOSSIBLY SMALL AND YET TOO UNBELIEVABLY BIG, 96.4 METRIC TONS, 106.3 SHORT TONS, 39.7 M AND 130 FT LONG…YOU’RE SO BIG TAH, WHEN YOU DIE, YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN BOTHER COMING BACK TO LIFE TAH AND Day says hi TAH AND…NOPE…NOPE…NOPE…HELL TAH THE NOPE…MY READERS…IT’S ALL TOO MUCH FOR THIS LITTLE INFERIOR…TOO MUCH…TAH…