MY READERS, APPLEBEES IS JUST SO HILARIOUS RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO SHARE THEIR NEW DOLLAR ZOMBIE. NOW, I DON’T GO THERE MUCH COS I CAN NOT AFFORD THEIR DOLLAR ZOMBIE ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM STILL TRYING TO FIGHT OFF THE USELESS OBAMACARE I CAN’T AFFORD…AND I AM TOO UGLY TO GET A ZOMBIE BOYFRIEND…WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO!? THE ONLY WAY I CAN BE THIS UGLY AND GET A ZOMBIE BILLIONAIRE, MILLIONAIRE BOYFRIEND(THOSE USELESS THINGS SHOULD COME LABELLED WITH “FOR BEAUTIFUL ZOMBIES ONLY,”) IS IF I GET LUCKY. SUCH, APPLEBEES, IF I EVER GET LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET ONE OF THOSE LAZY ASS CREEPY THINGIES…I’LL BE DOWN THERE FOR ONE OF THOSE DOLLAR ZOMBIES. IS THAT TAYLOR SWIFT’S EYES DOWN THERE!? OH APPLEBEES…AND IT COSTS A ZOMBIE DOLLAR…NOW, WHERE THE HELL AM I GONNA GET A ZOMBIE DOLLAR, SO I CAN HAVE ME ONE OF THOSE APPLEBEES DOLLAR ZOMBIES…:!?
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