HE GOT IT ALL…IN HIS BEDROOM… (IN REAL TAH… NO DOUBT… TAH…)

MY READERS, WHAT DID I JUST SAY MY READERS!? HOW DO THESE DAMNED DEADENDS MOVE, MOVE, MOVE… I’M LIKE WHAT KIND OF SHIT NASA PHYSICS DOES THIS SHIT… AND THEN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT HE IN THE NEWS AGAIN… HE’S 36 YEARS OLD AND HE GOT IT ALL… SNAKES… CHECK… HE GOT IT… ALLIGATORS… CHECK… HE GOT IT… AND WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER DAMNED ANIMAL HE GOT LIKE OLD MCDONALD ON HIS FARM… IN HIS BEDROOM… HE GOT IT ALL… BUT ONE THING IS ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN… HE OUT OF HIS SHIT MIND…