WHO THE FREAK IN HELL PAID 99c…!?

MY READERS, WHO PAID 99c!? WHY DON’T YOU PAY AND SEE!? IT FEELS LIKE A SCAM… READS LIKE A SCAM… PROCESSES LIKE A SCAM, YET ITS NOT A SCAM… THEY ARE PAYING WITH INFORMED CONSENT… HELL NO MY READERS, I AM NOT PAYING 99c TO SEE PEOPLE IN SHITHELL WHO SAW THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO PAID 99c IN SHIT HELL WHO ALSO SAW THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO PAID 99c… HELL NO…