MY READERS, THE HEADLESS CHICKEN SEAMONSTER WITH TWO FATHERS. I GOTTTA KEEP IT. IT’S TOO ATTRACTIVE IT’S SO ATTRACTIVE THAT EVEN IT, THE GREATEST SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD IS ATTRACTED TO IT:

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MY READERS, THE HEADLESS CHICKEN SEAMONSTER WITH TWO FATHERS. I GOTTTA KEEP IT. IT’S TOO ATTRACTIVE IT’S SO ATTRACTIVE THAT EVEN IT, THE GREATEST SCIENTIST IN THE WORLD IS ATTRACTED TO IT:

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