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MY READERS, I JUST MET A BALDIE MATHEMATICALLY FOR THE FIRST TIME. I JUST KEPT THINKING THIS MATHEMATICS I IS BULLSHIT. I MEAN HOW DO YOU GET 3 PARAMETERS WHEN YOU CANNOT MOVE YOUR SHITTY LAZY ASS.. SO I AM WALKING AND I SEE AN ELECTRIC POLE, YOU KNOW ONE OF THOSE DEAD WOOD, DEAD BOLT ELECTRIC POLES AND I GO THIS IS BULLSHIT. I STILL REMEMBER THE EQUATION SO I GO MATHEMATICS, FIND ALL THE INTERCEPTS. AND BINGO, COMPLETELY BALD ANY WHICH DIRECTION YOU LOOK. HE MOVING, MOVING, MOVING, AND NEVER STOPS ON THAT SAME DEADWOOD ELECTRIC POLE. HE HAS NO REALISTIC POSITIONAL PARAMETERS WITH WHICH TO MOVE, YET HE NEVER STOPS. HE MADE THOSE PARAMETERS UP ESPECIALLY IN MY EAST. THEY DON’T EXIST AT ALL. GO DOWN TO TEXAS. I REPEAT, GO DOWN TO TEXAS. MY READERS, IF EVER YOU FIND YOU HAVE TO MAKE 19 MOVES IN ONE STEP, KILL YOURSELF… YOU’RE NOT A HUMAN BEING AT ALL… YOU’RE A LOWLIFE CREEP WHO DOESN’T DESERVE TO LIVE. MY READERS, WHAT SORT OF LOWLIFE DEGENERATE WORTHLESS ANIMAL ATTEMPTS 19 MOVES IN 1 STEP!? THINK CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU ANSWER…