THE BEST OF GRAVE EXCUSES…

THIS IS THE GRAVEST EXCUSE I EVER HEARD. IT’S TOO MUCH AMAZING. YOU SEE MY READERS, HE OUT THERE CLIMBING ELECTRIC POLES AND DEMONS, HITLER, THE ARAB, THE JEW, THE JEW’S ANGELS AND THOSE WHO CLIMB BALD POLES AND FAKE SHIT ALL THE TIME. ANYWAYS, WHILE HE THERE, THEY BE WHISPERING “AASSHHPPYYTT… AASSHHPPYYTT… AASSHHPPYYTT…” SO HE STARTED SHOOTING BLANKS AND ONE OF THOSE CAUGHT HIS MOTHER… HIS VERY OWN MOTHER… AINT SCIENCE AMAZING…!? ONE HELL OF A GRAVE EXCUSE…

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