SPECTACULAR CRIMES…

MY READERS, I AM GLAD I AM NOT CRIMINALLY MINDED BECAUSE THEN I CAN MAKE FUN OF ALL THE SPECTACULAR CRIMES I COME ACROSS AND SHARE IT WITH YOU MY READERS. SPECTACULAR CRIMES ARE SPECTACULARLY CRAFTED. ASK NASA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES. THEY KNOW ABOUT THAT SHIT. ANYWAYS MY READERS, THIS SPECTACULAR CRIME TAKES THE CAKE FROM THOSE TWO KNUCKLEHEAD WOMEN WHO STOLE SERVICE DOGS FROM A PTSD VET. A 50 YEAR OLD PRINCIPAL OF A SCHOOL STOLE $900 FROM A 9 YEAR OLD DISABLED BOY…THAT TAKES THE CAKE FROM THOSE KNUCKLEHEAD WOMEN…NO DOUBT… GO LOOK AT HIM MY READERS, GO LOOK AT HIM… SHAME… SHAME… SHAME… SHAME…

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