THE SALAMANDER RECOURSE AND OTHER NATURAL STORIES

BASED ON A RECENT SALAMANDER SIGHTING REPORT IN FLORIDA, TODAY I AM REMINDED OF THE BOOK I WROTE ALMOST 8 YEARS AGO, THE SALAMANDER RECOURSE WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR TO ME THAT THE SALAMANDERS ARE IN Day’s inferior side of the pool and the amphibians adapted with Dew formation and the only thing that makes the Dew form is Day. If not Day, not the Dew-dawn-recourse. They are not PHALLIC. You usually find them where the grass is and near a body of water. I am going to rewrite the book in the future mainly because I can do what I couldn’t do before. Trace the recourse formation from night to day using MATHEMATICS AND PHYSICS. HOW AMAZING IS IT TO ALWAYS DO YOUR OWN WORK NO MATTER HOW DIFFICULT IT IS!? WHY ARE THESE EVIL DEGENERATE SCIENTISTS STOPPING THE RECOURSE!? SO THEY GO AROUND CHASING AND SLEEPING WITH A NONEXISTENT MENTALLY DEGENERATE WHITE MONKEY. WHATEVER THE HELL YOU DO, DON’T STEP BETWEEN THE SALAMENDER RECOURSE AND Day. I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU STEPPING? LOOK AT HOW SMALL THE SLAMANDERS ARE. WHAT ARE YOU STEPPING!? EVERWORTH WILL BE MUCH MORE ANGRY WHEN I REWRITE THE BOOK. SHE WILL BE. THE SUPERIOR BEAUTIFUL GIRLS ARE ON THE MONKEY SIDE… OOPS THE NIGHT,… OOPS… THE SUPERIOR SIDE. STEP THE UGLY SPACE, PLAN YOUR OWN FUNERAL. YOU DO THAT AS IN THE BOOKS THERE IS NOTHING BUT DISASTER AND WHEN I REWRITE IT AS I WAS SUCH A NOVICE WRITER YEARS AGO. THE DISASTER WILL GET WORSE. MEANWHILE, WHERE THAT UNTHINKING UNNATURAL, UNSCIENTIC, NONEXISTENT NONENT PET M9NKEY WHO ALWAYS GOT NOTHING SITTING ON ITS USELESS ASSES AT: