THE MOST SIGNIFICANT SCIENTIFIC OMMISSION

WELL, THIS INFERIOR, UNINTELLIGENT, UNATTRACTIVE WOMAN IS ABOUT TO DISCUSS SOMETHING WITH YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT COMING. MY READERS, SOME NEWS OUTLET TRIED TO RECOMMEND 11 SCIENCE BOOKS TO READ FOR 2018 AND I LAUGHED. TOO LAUGHABLE REALLY. YOU SEE MY READERS, WITH THE PREDICTION OF 2019 BEING ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BIG YEARS, THERE IS A LUNAR ECLIPSE AND A SOLAR ECLIPSE PREDICTABLE, BUT SCIENTISTS ARE WAY TOO DUMB IN THEIR LACK OF DEEP THOUGHT AND ANY HUMAN ORIENTED INTELLIGENCE THAT THEY FORGOT TO MENTION THAT OTHER SCIENTIFICALLY REALISTIC ECLIPSE-THE EARTHIAN ECLIPSE. WHO IN A CORRECT SCIENTIFIC MIND WILL NOT EXPLORE SUCH A THING!? WELL WHEN YOU’RE TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR CH4 ON MARS, AND TRAVELING THE WORLD WITH SHIT NOTHING YOU AIN’T GOT, THAT SHIT HAPPENS. HOW CAN PEOPLE WHO FORGET TO DISCUSS SUCH IMPORTANT THINGS RECOMMEND A BOOK TO ME. THEY HAVE NO SUCH BOOKS. YOU SEE MY READERS, IN LOGIC, WHEN YOU CHOSE TO DEFINE SOMETHING RELATIVE TO ONE OR TWO USELESS THINGS, YOU CAN THEN COUNTER DEFINE THE RELATIVITY. THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN’T DO THE COUNTER RELATIVITY IS IF YOU NEVER DEFINED THE RELATIVITY. SOMETIMES IT SHOCKS ME HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT SPACE WITHOUT EVER WORKING AT NASA. ANYWAYS, MY READERS, I TALK ABOUT IT, DEFINED IT IN MY BOOKS. BECAUSE THERE IS NO POSSIBLE NATURAL AND SCIENTIFIC WORLD IN WHICH THE EARTHIAN ECLIPSE DOES NOT EXIST. AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT SUCH BOOKS IS THAT YOU WILL BE SHOCKED ABOUT THE SIZE OF SUCH AN ECLIPSE. YOUR MOUTH WILL OPEN AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CLOSE IT WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH SUCH BOOKS. Day, THE WICKEDEST SCIENTISTS I EVER CAME UP WITH. IT REMINDS ME OF HAWKINS MY READERS WHO DIDN’T WANT TO DIE ON THE SIDE OF BIG DEGENERATE EVIL. HE WANTED TO TAKE THE TRUTH OUT. SUCH, MY READERS, THERE IS THE EARTHIAN ECLIPSE AND THE LUNAR ECLIPSE, WHERE THE F**K ARE THE EVIL CONGLOMERATES NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS GETTING THE BOOKS. WHERE THE BOOKS AT!? I MAY BE INFERIOR, UNATTARCTIVE AND UNINTELLIGENT, BUT THEY CAN’T FOOL ME SHIT. FOOL THE THOUGHTLESS IDIOTS STILL READING YOUR BOOKS. MY FART CAN MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE…YOU DON’T MAKE ANYTHING BETTER BY COOKING UP LIES AND SUSTAINING THOSE LIES. NEVER…HEY IDIOTS STILL READING THOUGHTLESS CRAP, GO READ MORE NASA NEW YORK TIMES EARTHIAN-LUNAR ECLIPSE BOOKS… WHEN YOU CREATE A FAKE FOUNDATION FOR LIFE, YOU SHOULD LIVE WITH THAT LIE…IMAGINE SCIENTISTS WHO NEGLECT TO DIISCUSS THE MOST ESSENTIAL ASPECTS OF LIFE AND EXISTENCE ON EARTH…ALL FOR WHAT…SOME GLOBE THROBBING PROSTITUTE!?…NO YOU’RE NOT IDIOTS, YOU JUST DON’T LIVE ON EARTH…SOME TECH HAVEN ANTIFACTUAL COUNTER-INTELLIGENT UTOPIA MAYBE…NOT EARTH…