EARTH, THE DRUNK ASS DRUNK AND OTHER TRUE SCIENCE STORIES…

WHEN NATIONAL GEOPHALLIC CONFIRMS SOMETHING, YOU BETTER KNOW ITS TRUE. IT’S LIKE NASA CONFIRMING THEY FOUND CH4 ON MARS. ANYWAYS MY READERS, NATIONAL GEOPHALLIC FINALLY CONFIRMS EARTH IS A DRUNK ASS DRUNK. I’VE KNOW THIS FOR A LONG TIME BUT WITH NATIONAL GEOPHALLIC CONFIRMING IT, I GOT TELL YA. EARTH IS SUCH A DRUNK ASS DRUNK THAT IT GETS IN FIGHTS ALL THE TIME, SO IT STARTED LOSING ITS CRUST THE SAME WAY EARTH’S TEETH WERE GETTING KNOCKED OUT EVERY TIME HE GOT INTO A BAR FIGHT, WITH EARTH FIGHTING FIGHTING FIGHTING, HE LOST ALL 32 OF HIS TEETH… ALL 32 OF THEM SCATTERED ALL OVER AND COMPLETELY USELESS… TALK ABOUT DRUNK ASSED EARTH LOSING ALL. IT’S USELESS TEETH… TRUE STORY…

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