THE BEST NEWS EVER EVER…

MY READERS, IT TOO MUCH. THE BEST NEWS EVER EVER.YOU SEE ONE POLICE MAN SHOT ANOTHER ONE IN CANADA. THE PERSON SHOT IS 52 YEARS OLD AND A 28 YEAR VETERAN OF THE FORCE. MAKES YOU WANNA ASK “IS HE THE 1 0R IS THE BLONDE THE 1!?” HOW DID IT HAPPEN YOU ASK MY READERS. THEY WERE BOTH BUSY TRYING TO PREVENT THE INFERIOR, UNATRACTIVE, UNINTELLIGENT WOMAN FRON CROSSING THE STREET THAT ONE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS SHOOTING THE OTHER . AND IF THE OTHER RETIRNED FIRE(YES FIRE ACROSS FROM THE BURNING FIREHOUSE) IT WOULDN’T MATTER. WHAT MATTERS!? WHAT ARE YOU DUMBASSES STILL READING NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS…SCIENCE FICTION OF SHIT WORTHLESS SCIENCE!? ARE YOU WITH YOUR MIND WHILE READING!? NO YOU DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TOO DUMBASSES WHO DID NOT KNOW WHEN THEY ARE SHOOTING THEMSELVES. WHAT MATTERS BUT THE CONSEQUENTIAL RESOLVE OF SCIENCE: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT INFERIOR, UNATTRACTIVE, UNINTELLIGENT WOMAN AT THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY…NOW YOU’RE READING A WIRTHWHILE BOOK…