SOMETHING BETTER…

MY READERS, WHAT ARE THESE FOOLS TALKING ABOUT? LET HIM TALK, LET ME GET MY SCIENCE ENTERTAINMENT ON. IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IN THE EVIL GOD HAWKINS WAS FLIPPING THE DRUNK BIRD FINGER TO, YOU CAN BELIEVE IN WHAT HE IS SAYING. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE OUAMUAMUA, THE GREAT ALIEN. I CANT GET ENOUGH OF HIM. THE GOVERNMENT WON’T GIVE ME A DIME IN TUITION BUT WILL SPEND 22 MILLION ON UFO AND HG WELLS CLOAK OF SHIT INVISIBILITY. THOUGHTLESS SHIT. THE MONEY HAS TO BE ENTERTAINING AT SOME POINT. LET HIM TALK. WHEN WAS IT MUSK SAID HE WILL SOON MOVE TO MARS AND I SAID LET HIM GO. I WANTED TO SEE THAT. WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER THEY FOUND NO CH4 ON MARS!? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN…LET HIM TALK…22 MILLION DOLLARS…SOMETHING BETTER COME OUT OF THAT SHIT…