IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES…IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES…AND OTHER SCIENCE HORROR BEDTIME STORIES…

MY READERS, WHAT A HELL TIME THESE TIMES ARE. IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES…IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES…IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES…LET’S SEE…NASA IS MOVING FLORIDA AND THE REST OF THEM TO THE MOON…MARS 1 IS LOOKING FOR COMEDIANS TO MAKE A COMEDIC JOURNEY…AND UH OH…THE LORD F THE RINGS DOWN THERE IN THE SHITHELL OF THE SUPERIORS GATHERED TO WATCH THE LORD OF THE RINGS BOT WRITE THE LORD OF THE RING BUTT, OOPS I MEAN BOTS CRYPT AND THEY WERE UH OH SO SHOCKED…DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE LORD OF THE RINGS UH OH SO SHOCKING DICKPICK ALEXA BOTS…MORE IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES STORIES READ IT LIKE YOU’RE READING A BEDTIME STORY TO A MENTALLY DEFICIENT BOY WITH DOWN SYNDROME…YEAH, I MEAN IT…

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