MY READERS, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT VAMPIRE BLOOD DRIVE WASNT TRUE, THAT IT IS A PHANTOM OF SOME FOOL’S IMAGINATION. BUT THAT IDIOTIC YELLOW WOMAN WHO DROVE TOWARDS ME IN THE SNOW ASKING TO DRIVE ME UP THE HILL IS ALSO A RESIDENT OF VAMPIRE DRIVE. DONT WORRY THEY ARE ALSO MENTALLY RETARDED AND LACK VITAL INTELLIGENCE FACULTIES. THE #1 EXISTENTIAL VAMPIRE PARODY OF LIFE (AN ABSOLUTE NONEXISTENTIAL AT 79, 29 AND OTHER 9SES, TALKING ABOUT THE NO GOOD FAT UPON NO GOOD FAT GENE) DRINKER OF VAMPIRE BLOOD TO FEEL AND FAKE YOUNG IS CHINA. PLASMA IS A CLEAR YELLOWISH LIQUID CONTAINING PROTEIN. IF YOU ARE YET UNSURE ABOUT VAMPIRE DRIVE, JUST LOOK HOW PLASMA IS HARVESTED:
“Plasma is collected through plasmapheresis, during which whole blood is removed, plasma is collected, and remaining blood components are returned to the donor.“