FLYTASTIC SCIENCE…AND OTHER SCIENCE HORRORS…

MY READERS, MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT. WITH THE WHITE HOUSE SWIMMING WITH FLIES, YOU’LL THINK THE INVENTION OF VIAGRA WOULD HAVE SOLVED THE PROBLEM. WHY THE FLIES. YOU’LL THNK THE LORD OF THE FLIES LIVES THERE. COULD IT BE FROM THE PRESENCE OF DEAD BODIES OR GHOSTS!? I CANT TELL YA, MY READERS. I LACK INTELLIGENCE. WHO HAS INTELLIGENCE TO BE ABLE TO TELL US WHY THE FLIES? NASA…YOU KNEW IT…IT WOULD BE YOU…GHOSTS AND FLIES ARE NASA’S SPECIALTY…AND YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT ON NASA NEW YORK TIMES BOOKS…THE GHOSTS HOST THE LORD OF THE FLIES PRINTING PRESS AND THE FLIES WRITE THE BOOKS…NASA NE YORK TIMES BOOKS ARE FLYTASTIC(MY READERS, ADD FLYTASTIC TO YOUR DICTIONARY. THE JACK THE RIPPER OXFORD VERSION)…