THE HAPPY ENDING QUESTION…!?

MY READERS, I HEAR THEY CALL IT “HAPPY ENDING”. AND ITS NOT DIFFICULT AT ALL. WHEN ONE WOMAN ASKS, ” ARE YOU DEAD YET!?” AND THE OTHER ASKS IF YOU WANT A “HAPPY ENDING.” A CEASELESSLY PLEASURABLE AND POSSIBLE CONDITIONAL QUESTION, ITS PRETTY CLEAR EVEN TO THE IDIOTS OUT THERE, WHO IS OFFERING YOU MAGIC. AND ON TOP OF YOU BEING DEAD, ADD “YOUR SHITHELL JUST BEGAN!” I AM INFERIOR, UNATTRACTIVE, UNINTELLIGENT AND UNATTRACTIVE AND I STILL DONT WANT YOU. THAT’S BECAUSE YOU DESERVE SUPERIOR THINGS, YOU DESERVE THAT “HAPPY ENDING”. AND UH OH, NO DOUBT, ” YOUR SHITHELL JUST BEGAN.”