SO MUCH CRAP NEWS…

SCIENCE NEWS IS FILLED WITH SO MUCH CRAP THESE Days, I’M GETTING BORED. THEN WHAT? THEY’RE DIRECTLY COMPETING WITH FOX NEWS IN HOW FAST THEY DROP ONE TRUTH AND ADOPT ANOTHER MUCH BETTER THAN NETFLIX ADOPTS NEW SERIES AND PROGRAMS. I SWEAR SCIENCE NEWS READERS ARE LIKE FOX NEWS VIEWERS. THEY ARE IN A CULT WHERE THEY ARE ALL BLIND FOLLOWERS OF SOME SHIT BECAUSE OF SOME SHIT AND NO ONE REALIZES IT OR KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT IS. HERE’S THE NEW ONE. SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WHEN THEY DISCOVERED THE BIG BANG, THERE WERE 83 BLACK HOLES FORMED AT THE SAME TIME AS THE BIG BANG. THEY KNOW THIS BECAUSE THEY CAN DO MATHEMATICS AND KNOW HOW TO COUNT. MY READERS, NEW TO WHAT’S MOST RELEVANT HERE. WHEN DID THEY DISCOVER THE BIG BANG!? LET’S ASK THEM? THEY HAVE TO KNOW BECAUSE THEY USED THE QUANTUM TIME REVERSAL MACHINE TO GO BACK IN TIME (WHO WONT WANNA GO THERE, HHMMM!?) AND COUNT ALL OF THE 83 BLACK HOLES THEY MISSED THAT OTHER TIME…AMAZING…