A DESERT LIKE NO OTHER…

SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS NOT NATURAL SCIENCE NOR RATIONAL SCIENCE BUT CAN’T QUITE FIGURE IT OUT COMPLETELY UNTIL YOU UNCOVER THE SCIENCE NEEDED TO COUNTER IT. NOW MY READERS, WHAT USED TO BE EXTREMELY OVERWHELMING AND IS NOW A LITTLE BINNY PIECE OF CAKE? THIS ROCKET STUFF DOWN THERE (YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.) LOOK AT IT. FROM MY PERSPECTIVE IT IS SUCH A LITTLE BINNY LITTLE PIECE OF CAKE. THEY MAY BE HAVING STEAK, METALLIC CHICKEN AND THE REST OF THOSE DESERT DELICACIES. BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT I AM INFERIOR, UNINTELLIGENT AND UNATTRACTIVE AND CAN NOT AFFORD ALL THOSE FANCY BIG THINGS. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM HAVING FOR DESERT TONIGHT. I KNOW YOU KNOW IT. I HAVE PROOF OF IT. TALK ABOUT THE TINY BENEFITS OF DOING YOUR OWN WORK AGAINST ALL ODDS. MY DESERT TONIGHT IS THIS TINY LITTLE BINNY LITTLE PIECE OF CAKE…: