THE UNMISTAKABLE…

MY READERS, THE POLICE CAME AROUND LOOKING FOR “BRITTANY” AND I TOLD THEM “wrong person, wring door. i don’t commit crimes.” THEY SUGGESTED I OPEN THE DOOR AND WE “FIGURE IT OUT.” THIS NONCRIMINALLY MINDED WOMAN OPENING THE DOOR FOR COMMITTING ABSOLUTELY NO CRIME. NO WAY! I TRUST THE SHIT SNOW OUTSIDE WHICH HAS NOW TURNED TO DUST NOT TO TURN TO DUST(ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE) BETTER THAN I TRUST THE POLICE. KNOCKING ON THE WRONG DOOR TO SOLVE A PROBLEM WONT SOLVE A PROBLEM. KNOCKING ON THE CORRECT CRIMINAL’S DOOR TO SOLVE A PROBLEM WONT SOLVE THE PROBLEM EITHER. BECAUSE A CRIMINAL IS INHERENTLY CRIMINAL. YOU CANT TRUST THEM FOR SHIT. THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WORLD I CAN BE MISTAKEN FOR BRITTANY. LET’S TAKE “BRITTANY SPEARS” FOR INSTANCE, THE BEAUTIFUL/FAMOUS WOMAN IN LA/LV. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN BE MISTAKEN FOR HER…NONE WHATSOEVER…NOT ROCKET SCIENCE AT ALL…