THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE MORNINGS MY READERS, AND YET OUAMUAMUA, IT, MAGNIFICENCE AND GOLLUM ARE ALL LAUGHING AGAIN. THAT’S BECAUSE SCIENTISTS FOUND A NEW BLACKHOLE 8 MEGABILLION YEARS AWAY AND THIS BLACK HOLE IS SUCKING SPACE AND TIME UNTO ITSELF. AND ITS REAL NAME IS “YOU’RE FULL OF SHIT.” “YFOS” IN SHORT. THAT BLACKHOLE IS SO FULL OF SHIT, FOX NEWS IS A PLAY PEN COMPARED TO IT. YOU WONT KNOW JUST HOW FULL OF SHIT THAT NEW BLACKHOLE IS UNLESS YOU KNOW AND REALIZE THE PHYSICS BEHIND SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “SCUKING…OPPS SUCKING TIME AND SPACE.” I TOLD YOU THERE’S A WHOLE LOT OF SUCKERY DOWN THERE IN SHITHE’LL, AND ANY REAL INVESTIGATION INTO THAT SUCKERY IS AT A LATER DATE FOR ME. TOO PREOCCUPIED AT THE MOMENT…LET’S ASK HIS HIGHNESS THE PROFESSOR OF BLACKHOLESHIP, MY READERS…MAGNIFICENT…HE SLEEPING AGAIN…ALWAYS SLEEPING OR LAUGHING AT ARTIFICIAL BULLSHIT…WHEN THE HELL DOES HE WORK IN TIME AND SPACE:!?
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