OF RANDOMIZED RANDOM EXISTENTIALS, AIRPLANE SEXUALITY, PIGS TRIPPING AND OTHER SCIENCE HORRORS…

SHE MUST HAVE BEEN CRYING ON A PLANE BECAUSE SHE KNOWS PIGS DONT FLY. MUST BE. AND BECAUSE SHE IS ON JAPAN FLIGHT I WILL ASSUME SHE IS JAPANESE. REMINDS ME OF THIS ARTICLE BY A JAPAN NEWS MAGAZINE ABOUT JAPANESE WOMEN AND THEIR AMERICAN HUSBANDS. WHAT DEGENERATE SHIT THAT WAS. I MEAN WHO WITH A BRAIN WROTE THAT SHIT? IMAGINE A WOMAN WHO IS ALWAYS INCOMPLETE AND ALWAYS NEEDS A MAN EXISTENTIALLY TO EXIST. IF YOU ARE THINKING PROSTITUTE, THAT’S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. IF YOU ARE THINKING LOT LIZARD YOU ARE GETTING CLOSE. WHATEVER SEXUAL ASSAULT IS HAPPENING TO A SELFLESS 19-YEAR-OLD CAN NOT BE HAPPENING IN Day’s NEGATIVE SPACE, NOT JUST BECAUSE PIGS DON’T FLY BUT SOME OTHER THINGS MUCH MORE SINISTER. SO, FAKE TEENAGER ON A FAKE PLANE BEING GROPED BY A SOME RANDOM AMERICAN MAN SHE DEFINES AS HER HUSBAND. WHO ARE WE TO BELIEVE? HE SAYS, SHE’S A CRYING PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC WHO IMAGINES HIM GROPING HER, AND SHE IS JUST A CRYING PIG ON A PLANE. WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO? WHO ARE WE TO BELIEVE? YOU KNOW WHAT MY READERS, I KNOW HOW WE CAN FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT. IF WE CAN LOCATE THIS WOMAN WHO CLAIMS SHE WAS GROPED ON A PLANE…WAIT WHAT?…WE HAVE TO FIND HER BECAUSE SHE IS ALWAYS ATTACHED TO SOME RANDOM AMERICAN MAN…GOT IT…OKAY, SO WE HAVE TO FIND A RANDOM GUY WITHIN A RANDOM CROWD THAT SHE HAPPENS TO BE SOME SORT OF MARRIED TO AND MAKE SURE HE IS NOT THAT HE IS NOT THE RANDOMIZED RANDOM SHITHEAD SHE IS MARRIED TO. YOU CAN HARDLY ACCUSE A RANDOMIZED RANDOM GUY OF GROPING HIS OWN WIFE NOW CAN YA? SO, WE HAVE TO FIND OUT IF SHE IS ON A PLANE WITH THIS PARTICULAR RANDOMIZED RANDOM GUY, SEATED BESIDE HIM AND BEING GROPED ILLEGITIMATELY BY HIM. NOW, MY READERS SOME REAL SCIENCE FOR US TO BE ABLE TO FIND OUT IF THIS WOMAN EXISTS, IS ON THAT PLANE AND IS BEING GROPED BY THIS PARTICULAR RANDOMIZED RANDOM MAN ILLEGITIMATELY. THAT IS MY READERS, YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF SHE IS A TRIPPING PIG. SOMEONE WHO IS ALWAYS TRIPPING HAVE NO NATURAL OR OTHERWISE SCIENTIFIC CAPACITY FOR FLIGHT. NO DOUBT. FOR INSTANCE, MONKEYS ALWAYS BE TRIPPING FROM TREE TO TREE. THIS SHOULD HELP THOSE THINKING READERS WHO DON’T READ PERFECTED DEHUMANIZED WORTHLESS THOUGHTLESS NASA NEW YORK TIMES EVIL SHIT:

ARE THESE PIGS TRIPPING…!?