THE REAL DRUNK HISTORY… AND OTHER STORIES…

UNBELIEVABLE, THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO MAINE, SO SOUTHERN MAINE DOESN’T JUST HAVE STATISTICS I FOUND OUT TODAY BUT IT HAS MAINE…LAPAGE, CLEARLY THE TRUE MAINE GOVERNOR IS OUT THERE BARTENDING FOR THE SUMMER FOR THE SUMMER… MAINE YOUR OPTIONS ARE CLEAR GET DRUNK THIS SUMMER IN SOUTHERN MAINE OR GET WITH HER… WHATEVER YOU DO, STAY AWAY FROM ME… :