“hey what can’t I say here.” when you build your head and shoulders on someone else’s FECES, there is no grade you can give yourself against that person’s FECES… YOU HAVE NOT AN OUNCE OF EXCLUSIVE WEIGHT, NOT AN OUNCE OF MEASURABLE BIAS AND 100% BULLSHIT ALL THE SAME, NOT AN OUNCE OF SUBSTANTIAL INPUT… I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE REAL OUTPUT FOR THAT BLONDE HEAD AND SHOULDERS WORTHLESS SHIT IS… WAIT, I GOT A PROTOTYPE ALREADY, YEAH I KNOW A THING OR TWO THERE. MY READERS, MEET HEAD AND SHOULDERS… WHERE GOLLUM THE PROFESSORIAL PROFESSORSHIP AT TO TEACH YOU A THING AND TWO… YEAH A THING AND TWO ABOUT BEING A THING AND TWO… :

