Who is the greatest bloody hell pretender of all…!?

I saw a shell of a man yesterday night in the park pretending to be the animal pretending to be Gollum. Here is where you ask 1)who is the greatest bloody hell pretender of all time and 2) who is Gollum pretending to be … the answer? HAWKINS already indicated when he checked out flipping a shit bird finger to that bloody hell evil killer GOD…: