THE PERPERTUAL “WHAT SHIT 1?”

I am so not the 1 for the SUPERIOR RATS DOWN THERE , if anyone asks me if I am the 1, I may just stare the door down and spit onto his/her face. I am so inferior, unintelligent and unattractive, that you have to be a degenerate to this no I am the 1. The blonde on the other is so attractive, she has to be whatever 1 THEY ARE TALKING…all I can say is, “WHAT SHIT 1?” I HAVE.NO SHIT IDEA…