I heard an alien ship landed in WYOMIN and i thought maybe the definitely nonhuman alien i have been lounging after from outer space finally got here. But i cant feel his presence. I should be able to. That’s how I know. Hold on my readers, maybe if u spell WYOMIN correctly? “W/YO/MI/N… NOPE… STILL NOTHING… NASA, can you see him using one of your space probe machinery? Hold on, let me get Zome of your bifocals… oops bisensors… OOPS binoculars and such:


NASA, CAN YOU SEE HIM… I CANT SEE SHIT… OOPS… I MEAN I SEE SHIT…

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