STRANGE LANDINGS AND OTHER UTTER PSEUDOSCIENCE BULLSHIT…

My readers, a real bird (a bird capable of doing real physics and never those caricature pseudo science bullshit) whispered to me yesterday. ag says she saw 2 ZOMBIES LAND IN FLORIDA. i’M LIKE WHAT…? THAT MAKES 6 IDENTIFIABLE ZOMBIES IN THE SPAN OF 2 DAYS IN FLORIDA. AND THEN MY ELEPHANT SAYS SHE SAW IT TOO…SAY WHAT…? AND THEN SHE SAYS HEMINGWAY PREDICTED THE ZOMBIE LANDINGS IN HIS FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT ERRORS BOOKS…I’M LIKE WHAT…SHOW ME OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN…