OF THOUGHTS AND TOILETS…

NASA is preparing to send its $23 million toilet to space | Popular Science

https://www.popsci.com/story/science/iss-new-space-toilet/

EVERYBODY’S FECES REGARDLESS OF RACE, GENDER, SEXUAL ORIENTATION AND ALL LOOKS THE SAME. BUT OH NO, SOME DEGENERATE ANIMAL THINKS HE, IT HAS GOLDEN FECES SO THEY, IT, LIVE IN A SHIT WHITE TOILET… NATURALLY OLD TIMERS DIG A HOLE IN THE GROUND TO TAKE CARE OF THIS COMMON TO ALL BUSINESS… AND THE GROUND THEY DIG LOOKS LIKE THE FECES THEY PUT IN IT… NATURE’S WAY… THAT COSTS NOTHING… YOU KNOW LIVING IN THE TOILET IS UNTHINKABLY AND DEGENERATELY FAKE WHEN IT COSTS 23MILLION DOLLARS AND IT GOES COUNTER DIRECTIONALLY TO HUMAN FECES… SCIENCE, WHAT A TRUE THING TO DO… NOW WHAT’S THAT SONG AGAIN… ITS RAINING FECES… HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING FECES… NO WONDER SPACE IS LEAKING SHIT DOWN… MY READERS, IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE HEA AFTER THE QUEST FOR THE DATAR… SAY SO… I’M EXCITED TO WRITE THESE HORRORS IF YOU SAY SO LOUDLY… DO TELL YOUR FRIENDS…[… ITS RAINING FECES… HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING FECES…]…

HEA

First termed SUE, Some Uncertain Element, unidentified except in trace amount in every relatable element to humanity, it is also the very element believed to be killing humans at an alarming rate. It is to be referred to as Ee, Elusive element by Dr Henry Dylan who identified it and HEP, Human Element Prohibitors as the deficiency strain. As barely the last of humankind remains, Dr. Dylan who had fallen under the strain becomes the “Creature”, an experimental subject of the regenerative enzyme Human Element Assistance HEA, developed by Dr. Biola Moore. And the love developing between her and the “Creature” is dead bent to save or destroy HE, the Human Element.

HELLYOPTIA

Love is rare and Andrew and Sandra decide to enhance it through Hellyoptia. Hellyoptism is a new generative science engaging psychochemical pairing through wave induction by using 360 Hollow 4th dimensional space for intimated pairing. A love filled good life had never been more predictable, more fulfilled. And there isn’t a couple more willing to optimize the coordination of their enhanced true love to live the best-laid life.

THE COMPLACENCY COMPLEX

The CircumX Agency gives the hope of true and sustainable love offered through the neurological wave pairing, a Complacency Complex of infinite horizontal pairing. The glitch in the system soon reflects itself as a neurosis concerning the health of the love thus developed which progresses towards a psychosis of blind fury of jealousy and death unstoppable by the love that made it. And the Agency faces the dilemma of flatlining the wave or reinventing it.

&OTHER HORROR STORIES…