CANT QUITE CAPTURE THIS SHIT…

Open SmartNews and read “Jake Paul’s company took a PPP bailout loan for over $30,000 before the YouTuber’s summer pandemic partying” here: https://smartnews.link/news/tM4V To read it on the web, tap here: https://smartnews.link/w/Nq7P

My readers, the people who got PPP BAILOUT FROM TRUMP…AND THEN WENT OUT AND PARTIED SHAKING HIS ASS LIKE HE JUST DONT CARE AND I AM SUFFERRING, SUFFERING, SUFFERING…WE GOT TO FEED THE INDIAN SCAMMER SO HE CAN PARTY AND SHAKE HIS NADA ASS LIKE HE JUST DONT CARE…DEAR UNIVERSE, THESE ARE ALL UNTHINKABLE THOUGHTS…ALL OF THEM…