OF ICYCLES AND POOP…

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OMG METEOROLIGIST, I THOUGHT I TOOK THE POOP OUT AT THE GROCERY STORE YESTERDAY…I SAID “PERFECT EQUIVALENCE” TOOK THE PAPER TOWEL AND SPRAYED HAND SANITIZER ON IT BECAUSE OF MY SNAKES, THOSE LITTLE USELESS GRIMMY CREEPY THINGIES DONT HAVE HANDS SO THEY TRY TO CREEP ON MINE RAISING SHIT HANDS …ALWAYS BE CREEPING OUTSIDE… I TOOK THE POOP OUT..BUT GUESS WHAT PEOPLE LIKE NOT JUST TO BECOME THE POOP BUT TO EAT THE POOP…WHO DOES THAT BUT LOWLIFE ANIMALS…?