LOOK WHO WON THE MEGABILLION IN ALL THE PRIVILEGE…

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MY READERS, LOOK WHAT BLONDIE BLONDE DID MIMICKING REAL LIFE, ALL $1 BILLION LOTTERY MONEY WHILE I AM BEING TERRORIZED AND DEFRAUDED BY RED ASSED DEGNERATES ON PAYPAL…I COULDNT EVEN FREAKING WIN THE FREAKING LOTTERY BECAUSE I DONT FREAKING PLAY…IT’S NOT IN MY primary pool at all…ALL IN THE BLACKNESS…F**K  F**KING F**K F**K…YEAH I SAID IT…F**KING F**K F**K…

BUT MY READERS, THIS IS NOT THE BEST PART OF THE STORY…THE BEST PART OF THE STORY IS THE HIPPO ADVERT EMBEDDED IN STORY…IT IS HILARIOUS…HIPPO PICTURES, SO BEAUTIFUL YOU SAY BUT IN CASE YOU DONT GET THE MOST OF IT, THE NUMERIC INTERPRETATION OF THE WINNINGS ARE SCIENTIFICALLY DECONSTRUCTIBLE BUT FOR SIMPLE MINDS WHO DONT WANT MUCH SCIENCE … THE FIRST NUMBER FOR THE WINNINGS IS 4…NOW LOOK AT THE HIPPO PICTURE…WHERE THE 4TH ONE AT…? TRUTH IN SCIENC3, WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING THING…