THE RED LINE AND OTHER SHIT HORRORS…

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MY DARLING READERS, THE RED LINE WITHIN THE RED DOMAIN, THERE IS A MATHMATICS FOR THAT…DONT WORRY NEW YORK TIMES, YOU DONT NEED A RED LINE…YOU’RE ALL RED…IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THOSE NASA-NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER BOOKS LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TRY BEACHREADING IN AN INSURANCE ADVERTISEMENT CLIP…

YOU’LL SUDDENLY KNOW WHAT NASA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES HAVE BEEN PROGRESSING AND CHASING, EVOLVING ALL THESE SHOT YEARS…NO ITS NOT CHATLES MANSON’S ASHES…IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE IT, BUT NOW …MEANWHILE, WHAT RED LINE, YOUR FREAK EVIL ASS IS RED…