THE GLUTTONOUS BUFFON AND ITHER HORRORS…

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YEAH, YEAH, ITS THE STOVE … ITS NOT THE EAT EAT EAT GET FAT FAT FAT WITH ABSOLUTELY NO INTERNALIZED ENERGY POTENTIAL…THE FAT ONE WILL SAVE YOU HAVING NOTHING YA THINK…THE FAT ONE IS THE FIRST TO DIE A GLUTONOUS BUFFON…ITS THE STUFF AND THE NONENTITY HOUSE YOU STOLE FOR THE PURPOSES OF TERRORISM…NOW, WHERE THAT HOUSE AT…THERE IT AT…