PERSEVEARANCE BE BEACH BUM LYING…

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MY READERS, PERSEVEARANCE IS SHOWING TRUE COLORS AS IT WAS PROGRAMMED BY SUPERIOR RED ASSED BEACH BUMS…PERSEVERANCE BETWEETING, AND THAT’S WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE OUT OF HIS SHIT MIND BECAUSE AINT NO SPECK OF BLUE ON MARS…WHAT HETHEY SAY? WHAT HETHEY SAY? WHAT HETHEY SAY? WE GOTTA ASK THREE TIMES FOR 3 BILLION DOLLARS…HETHEY SAY…

I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere.

MY DARLING SMART READERS, PERSEVERANCE BE LYING, LYING, LYING…CANT TELL YOU WHERE HE DARES NOT TRY BUT IN REALITY PERSEVERANCE CAN ONLY GET THE BEACH BUMMERS TO THE BEACH…WHAT…CANT BULLSHIT ME…NOW, NASA, TELL PERSEVEARANCE TO SHOW THEM THE BEACH…HILARIOUS SHIT…IT TOO MUCH…NASA, WHERE THE BEACH AT…?