OF RACE CAR NARRATIVES AND TRUE REALITIES…

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NAMMMOC (YOU BETTER GET USED TO NAMMOC) PROMISES YOU, YOU WILL BE FINE, JUST KEEP FUNDING AND PAY ALL THE MONEY TO GO THERE AND JUST WAIT…DO NOTHING, JUST WAIT…OH YEAH, YOU’LL BE FINE…YOU FREAKING BEACH BUMMERS…WHAT…? NASA TELL THEM … MEANWHILE, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE FROM…DONT YOU KNOW PERSEVEARANCE HAS ALL THE COPYRIGHTS, YOU BEACH BUM RETARDS…