I KNOW THAT TUNE… AND OTHER TUNE HORRORS…

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PERSEVEARANCE BE ROCKING MUSIC ON THE SHITBOARD CHART OVER THERE…I KNOW THAT TUNE MY READERS, NASA I CAN HELP…IT’S A FIRST I CAN ACTUALLY HELP NASA IDENYIFY THE TUNE…MY READER’S ITS SNOOP DOGGY DOG’S ‘DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT’ COS HE WANNA GIVE IT TO YOU…THE MOST UNSCIENTIFIC SONG EVER (AS YOU WILL READ IN BAMI) BUT NUMBER ONE ON SHITBOARD…

AND THAT UNSCIENTIFICALLY MEANINGLESS OTHER ONE THAT JUST WENT POLITICAL I HAVE NEVER HAD THE TIME OR EFFORT TO LISTEN TO ( COS I AM TOO BUSY BEING TERRORIZED AND DEFRAUDED TO CARE…EITHER WAY WONT CARE) #1 ON SHITBOARD…SHIT NO SENSE JUDGING BY THE LYRICS… NOT SAYING AMERICANS ARE SENSELESS LISTENERS WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC…OOOPS…IF THE SHIT FITS … YOU MUST ACQUIT… BUT HEY, READ INTELLIGENTLY … SUPPORT BAMI &THE TIME WEAVERS….

Eleven year old Bami Dele is the experimental boy immune to what scientists get to know as the Femuran invasion. He and the chosen bearer of the only artificially engineered artedermal skin protector must get past every formidable detection of the Time Weavers. They must find the game inside a dead cat by a corner, finish the play, find the location of the secret of secret places, make the journey to get the Polarcapper and turn the wheels against their doomed fate.

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