I DONT ROCK BACK…SONG FOR THE APRIL FOOL…

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MY READERS, DON’T EVEN CARE OF THIS IS FAKE NEWS. I’M RUNNING, APRIL THE FOOL WITH IT… THAT ROCK WAS NOT FOUND ON MARS AND PERSEVERANCE DID NOT ZAP IT…SO CALL ME MAYBE NASA…COS I’M CALLING IT… I HAVE CHECKED SOME OF THOSE MARTIAN PICTURES AND CAN SURMISE A FEW THINGS…

HEY MARTIAN NO X SPACE, NO SPACE X THEY FOUND A CAR ON MARS…YOU GOT COMPETITION ALREADY…NEXT, BEFORE THE END THE DAY, PERSEVERANCE WILL SNAP A PICTURE OF THE ALIENS WHO DRIVE THAT CAR…I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO ROMANCE AN ALIEN since I am too inferior unattractive, unintelligent for Earthian idiots…stupid retards…I HOPE HE’S FUNNY AND DOWN TO EARTH NOT WAITING FOR SOME PROSTITUTE TO DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT…

THAT’S PESEVEARANCE’S SONG…THAT’S THE JAM…DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT…DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT…WHILE THE ALIEN IS SINGING…

I DONT ROCK BACK

I DONT ROCK BACK

NO, I’LL NEVER GIVE IT TO YOU

COS I DONT ROCK BACK

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