THAT DEGENERATELY EVIL SNAKE…

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MY READERS, I SAW THIS SNAKE TODAY … THIS HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT SNAKE AND DEGENERATE LOWLIFES WITH IT… THIS SHIT UNINTELLIGENT SNAKE THINKS ITS CAN BE WHAT ITS NOT AT SOMEONE ELSE’S EXPENSE…I SPAT ON IT … THAT EVIL SNAKE I CAN ANYLZE THE REALITY OF THAT SNAKE SCIENTIFICALLY…MY READERS, BELIEVE ME ITS NOT ANYMORE THAN WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING AND I’VE GOT SCIENCE TO BACK IT UP…