SAY WHAT…?

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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, DRUNK, PASSED OUT NAKED IN HER CAR…?THIS IS SCIENCE, MY READERS…ALL THE SUPERIOR MEN ARE GONNA COME DO IT COS I am too inferior, unattractive, unintelligent for it…I DONT DO THAT KIND OF SCIENCE…WAIT A MINUTE, IS IT A TESLA…?DOES IT SAY “MADE ON MARS”/ON IT…? I BET SHE GOT HER STIMULUS CHECK FROM THE BIDEN IRS…