SAY WHAT…?

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MY DARLING READERS, HERE IS WHERE YOU ASK WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS BETWEEN “PRODUCT” AND “BYPRODUCT”…SOMEBODY GOTTA EXPLAIN THESE TH8NGS…NASA, HARVARD, WE D9NT KNOW THESE THINGS, HELP US…WHAT DOES PRODUCT EVEN MEAN (DONT YOU DARE DO CALCULUS ON THIS ONE, NOT MATRICES, NOT ANY FORM OF MATH WHATSOEVER…EXPLAIN TO US IN SIMPLE NONHUMAN ANIMAL TERMS)…WE WANNA KNOW…

Eleven year old Bami Dele is the experimental boy immune to what scientists get to know as the Femuran invasion. He and the chosen bearer of the only artificially engineered artedermal skin protector must get past every formidable detection of the Time Weavers. They must find the game inside a dead cat by a corner, finish the play, find the location of the secret of secret places, make the journey to get the Polarcapper and turn the wheels against their doomed fate.