ON RADIOACTIVE MAGICAL ROCKS…

Open SmartNews and read “NASA can’t find the Mars rock sample that the Perseverance rover drilled – it mysteriously disappeared” here: https://share.smartnews.com/9cDVw To read it on the web, tap here: https://share.smartnews.com/VmtNQ

NASA, WHO ARE YOU FOOLING EXCEPT THE BULLSHITTERS…I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED RO THE ROCK MY READERS…THAT MARTIAN ROCK WAS RADIOACTIVE BUT ITS A SPECIAL MAGICAL RADIOACTIVE ROCK WHICH WHEN YOU TOUCH YOU DONT GET BLOWN UP INTO PIECES OF SHIT PIECES…IT JUST DISAPPEARS…2 BILLION DOLLARS LATER NASA, AND YOU COME UP EMPTY…DONT WORRY THE MONEY WILL KEEP COMING BECAUSE YOU’RE LIKE THAT MAGICAL RADIOACTIVE MARTIAN ROCK…

THE MONEY WILL ABRACADABRA BE MADE TO APPEAR OUT OF PIECES OF MAGICAL RADIOACTIVE SPACE JUNK REMNANTS…WHILE I AM BEING TERRORIZED AND DEFRAUDED DEAR UNIVERSE…NO MY READERS, EVERYBODY IN THE BIDEN FBI SHOULD NOT BE FIRED, NO…LET’S VOTE FOR KYLE HATTINGHOUSE FOR PRESIDENT- MAKE MAGICAL MARTIAN ROCK GREAT AGAIN…OOOPS, I MEAN, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN…

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