THE TERRIRFIED ALLIGATOR AND OTHER SCIENCE HORRORS…

Open SmartNews and read “Terrified residents convinced they’ve spotted ‘alligator’ before police find pool toy” here: https://share.smartnews.com/sbydg To read it on the web, tap here: https://share.smartnews.com/T8kHq

WHEN YOU CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A POOL TOY ALLIGATOR AND A REAL ALLIGATOR SOMETHING IS DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU…NASA, GIVE US THE DIAGNOSIS FOR THIS DEGENERATE AILMENT FROM THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION THAT IS RADIOACTIVELY DECAYING AND DISINTEGRATING AS WE SPEAK…

…YES THE SAME ONE THAT IS GOING TO BURN INTO SPACE DUST SOME TIME BEFORE OR AFTER BOEING AND SPACEX USE IT TO ENTERTAIN THE RICH…TELL US…IS IT SOME ARTIFICIALLY PROJECTED NATURALLY-UN-VECTORED TOY OR SOMETHING TRULY ANIMATE…? WE WANNA KNOW…I BET MY READERS, THE TOY ALLIGATOR WAS TERRIFIED TOO…SCARED TO DEATH WITH ALL THESE SICK PEOPLE NOT RECOGNIZING IT FOR WHAT IT IS…PEOPLE WHO MAY BE FAILING TO RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES FOR WHO THEY ARE…NASA, DIAGNOSIS PLEASE…

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