ON AWE AND ULTIMATE BULLSHIT…

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IT’S AMAZING THAT WHEN NASA TALKS, MOST REGULAR IDIOTS (UNLIKE ME THE SUB-REGULAR IDIOT…the most inferior kind…WHEN YOU ARE A SUB-REGULAR IDIOT LIKE ME YOU GET SOME EXTRAORDINARY PERSPECTIVES FROM THE INFERIOR LEVEL) ARE SO MUCH IN AWE THAT THEY THINK NASA IS SPEAKING IN TONGUES BUT IT’S NOT TONGUE, ITS “BULLSHIT.”

NASA, WHO IS THE QUALITY EDITOR HERE, WHO EDITED THIS SHIT…? THE SPEED 0F CAR IN SPACE? CLEARLY, THAT CAR NEEDS TO TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT OR FASTER (EINSTEIN’S TAKE, NOT M8NE)ARE YOU KIDDING ME…MY READERS, THE BEHAVIORAL PERSPECTIVE OF MOVEMENT IN SPACE IS MUCH DIFFERENT FROM ON EARTH CLOSE TO AN ABJECT LINEAR SPACE OF TRAVEL…AS OPPOSED TO TURNING SOME SHARP UNPREDICTABLE OR ARBITRARILY UNPREDICTABLE BUT ACTUAL CORNER BUT THAT’S NOT THE WORST OF IT…

EINSTEIN IS OBSESSED WITH THE SPEED OF LIGHT…I SAY THERE IS THE SPEED OF FAST AND LIGHT FOR A REASON (THINK HERE FOR A SECOND, DONT LET YOUR THOUGHTS MOVE TOO FAST FOR YOUR MIND SO IT BECOMES OBJECTIVELY, THEREFORE SUBJECTIVELY OBSCURE)…BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS…WHO EXISTENTIALLY HAS THE CAPACITY TO M0VE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT (MUST INTIMATELY INCUR THE SPEED OF FAST…NO DOUBT IN MY MIND)…

AND ULTIMATELY WHOEVER IN A REALISTIC SCIENTIFIC WORLD CAN EVER HAVE THE ABILITY TO ABSORB THE PARALLAX EFFECT? NOW, WE ARE BEGINNING TO THINK…BECAUSE IF WE DONT, OUR THOUGHTS WILL BE MOVING FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF FAST AND LIGHT TO MAKE ANY SENSE…ALL WE WILL BE MAKING IS SHIT SENSE…SHIT SENSES CHANGE EVER SO OFTEN, THEY ARE A DIME A DOZEN PIECES OF SHIT CAKES FASTER THAN THE SPEED FAST, LIGHT, AND HUMANITY…

Eleven year old Bami Dele is the experimental boy immune to what scientists get to know as the Femuran invasion. He and the chosen bearer of the only artificially engineered artedermal skin protector must get past every formidable detection of the Time Weavers. They must find the game inside a dead cat by a corner, finish the play, find the location of the secret of secret places, make the journey to get the Polarcapper and turn the wheels against their doomed fate.

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