DON’t YOU DARE…

Open SmartNews and read “Facebook is planning to rebrand the company with a new name” here: https://share.smartnews.com/p5YTh  To read it on the web, tap here: https://share.smartnews.com/eZLpz

MY READERS, OH NO NO NO I’M SURE FACESHIT-NO-BOOK IS A GREAT NAME THE SAME WAY “PUBLIX” IS A GREAT NAME FOR A RED STORE PRETENDING GREEN…THEY SHOULD CHANGE THEIR NAMES TO “CULPRIT” OR “SHOEPRINT” BUT OH NO, FACESHIT-NO-BOOK IS JUST FINE BECAUSE WE CAN ALL CHOOSE TO REPRESENT WHATEVER WE WANT ESPECIALLY WHEN WE CANT DELIVER THE REALITY…HOLMES DID IT SUCCESSFULLY…WHY NOT…

Eleven year old Bami Dele is the experimental boy immune to what scientists get to know as the Femuran invasion. He and the chosen bearer of the only artificially engineered artedermal skin protector must get past every formidable detection of the Time Weavers. They must find the game inside a dead cat by a corner, finish the play, find the location of the secret of secret places, make the journey to get the Polarcapper and turn the wheels against their doomed fate.

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