THAT SHITVERSE SNAKE TOILET AND OTHER SCOENCE HORRORS…

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MY READERS, NATURE IS AMAZING…DO YOU SEE THE CURVATURE MADE BY THE SNAKE AROUND ITS EXTENDED NECK REGION RELATIVE TO THE TONGUE OF THE SNAKE IS EXTREMELY SCIENTIFIC, SO MUST COLLECT THIS SNAKE…YOU CUT THEM IN GEOMETRIC CURVATURES LIKE THAT, SOME SALT AND PEPPER …DELICIOUS…SO TELL US, DID THE SNAKE BITE OFF HIS PENIS AND CHEW ON IT? WHAT DID HE NEED PLASTIC RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY FOR? WHAT MY READERS, HE THE ONE WHO WENT AND SAT ON THE SNAKE ON A TOILET…WHEN YOU THINK SCIENCE AND SCIENTISTS CAN’T BE THIS DUMB…YOU DONT KNOW SHIT YET…SNAKE ON THE TOILET, SNAKE ON THE TOILET WHAT YOU GON DO, WHAT YOU GO DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU…?DONT GET PUT OF THAT SHITVERSE SNAKE TOILET…STAY…