THAT MONKEY-ASSED RED DUST AND OTHER SCIENCE HORRORS…

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One Twitter user replied: “Can you turn over large rocks to look underneath them? Something that may not have been disturbed for thousands of years? Who knows what may be under some of them?”

Another responded to the image: “Definitely a tiny white alien.”

STOP FOOLING THE FOOLS WITH THAT STUFF, DONT YOU KNOW HOW EASILY THE FOOLS ARE FOOLED…MY READERS, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS…IT IS A MAGICAL MONKEY-ASSED (TRULY, THERE IS A MOUNTAIN MONKEY IN AFRICA WITH RED EYES THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THAT…I DONT DO SHIT SCIENCE)…SO IT IS A MONKEY-ASSED MAGIC DUST THAT HAS THE CAPABILITY TO GET REDDER AND REDDER…NOW SMART PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS … IF YOU BLOW IT IN THE WIND, IT HAS THE ABILITY TO CREATE SPACE WHERE THERE IS NO SPACE…IT IS MAG8CAL LIKE THAT…