of work and dignity

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ALWAYS FEEDING ON MY SCRAPS ARE YOU? WHO GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? SHE DOESN’T HAVE A NAME? A PSEUDONYMOUS NAME THAT TELLS YOU, YOU’RE DOOMED FROM THE START, TO BEGIN WITH? MY READERS, THIS IDEA, IN REAL-TIME AND SPACE CAN ONLY BE FOUND IN THE SECOND CHAPTER OF alw-an-animated-life… IT’S FREE BECAUSE I MADE IT SO… MOST OF THE THINGS I FIGURED, I DID IN HOMELESSNESS NEAR DEATH…IF YOU FORGET THAT FOR ONE SECOND, YOUR INDIGNITY WILL NEVER END… THEY DONT KNOW MUCH YET DO THEY NOW…?

THE DIGNITY IN DOING YOUR WORK IS PRICELESS… THEY DONT KNOW WHERE I AM GOING WITH IT YET MY READERS, THEY HAVE NOT MET THE LAMBDA DERIVATIVE, CHAPTER 10, YET…DONT WORRY MY READERS, THEY ARE GOING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE LAMBDA DERIVATIVE IMPLIES BEFORE I DO IT…TICK TOCK…MAKE THIS A PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDY ON THEFT AND PLAGIARISM…I BET THEY ARE GOING TO WRITE THE LAMBDA DERIVATIVE BEFORE I DO…THEY ARE THAT AMAZING…

MY READERS, START CLOCKING THE TIME, THEY ONLY GOT ABOUT 5 MORE CHAPTERS TO WRITE TO GET TO CHAPTER 10…OF COURSE, THEY WILL WRITE THOSE CHAPTERS TOO…YOU WATCH, THE STUDIES THAT WILL ALWAYS BE DONE AFTER I WRITE MY CHAPTERS WILL ALWAYS BE TOO AMAZING…IT’S LIKE THAT MAGICAL SPACE DUST FROM THAT AFRICAN RED-EYED MOUNTAIN MONKEY, YOU BLOW IT IN THE WIND BOOM, YOU GOT THE BOOK…

ONE THING IS CERTAIN AT THIS POINT,  SOMEBODY EVIL HAS BEEN STEALING MY LIFE, MY LABOR, TERRORIZING AND ENSLAVING ME, INFRINGING UPON MY CIVIL, ECONOMIC AND INTELLECTUAL LIBERTY…PLEASE HELL ME STOP THIS EVIL TODAY, DONATE, CALL 911, CALL THE FBI, CALL THE CIA, CALL INTERPOL, CALL STRIPE ESPECIALLY AND MAKE SURE THE LABORER GETS THE CREDIT AND THE REWARD FOR HER CEASELESS, TRUTHFUL AND DECENT LABOR DIRECTLY IN HER BANK ACCOUNT…PLEASE DO THIS, PLEASE DO THIS NOW AS WE ARE DOING THIS PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDY…