SAY WHAT?

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SAY WHAT? DO YOU MEAN WHITE SUPREMACISTS ARE USING CURSED WIFI BECAUSE THERE IS NO REAL ATMOSPHERE WHERE THEY LIVE? ESPECIALLY WITH THE TOXIC HATE-FILLED ANTENNAE, THEY KEEP INSTALLING OVER THERE…MY READERS, DO YOU KNOW WHO GOT THE BEST WIFI IN THE WORLD? THAT VERY SAME ALLIGATOR WHO LIVES IN THIS NATURAL EARTHIAN ATMOSPHERE…LOOK AT IT…IT ROCKING IT LIKE IT HOT UNTIL I CATCH ITS DELICIOUS ASS AND MAKE A SNAKE-ALLIGATOR SOUP OUT OF IT…LOOK AT IT ROCKING THE UNCURSED NATURAL WIFI ON EARTH’S AMAZING ATMOSPHERE LIKE HE JUST DONT CARE…